Mark Zuckerberg is departing Facebook to take over as president and CEO of the NAJ Group, replacing Jake Steinman, who founded the organization more than 20 years ago. Word is that Zuckerberg has been unable to attract any friends at Facebook and hopes that the contacts that he develops at NAJ’s Summit events will help him find real friends. ++ The Unbound Report has learned that US Travel’s Malcom Smith, general manager of IPW, will show NTA “how it’s done” in an attempt to add relevance to its Travel Exchange Show. ++ A group within NTA is looking to organize an Agnostics Travel Association, but its members seem to have trouble finding anyone who cares whether or not there is such a group. ++ The Trump Organization is quietly sending out feelers to see if there is some group or population demographic in the United States that Donald Trump has not yet insulted or offended. If you know of one, contact: www.trump.org.
(Remember, this “news” is published in the spirit of April Fools Day 2016, which is today.)